Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Audience: What will become of Linux \ | when the Hurd is ready? Eric Youngdale: | | Err... is Richard Stallman here? | | | | -- From the Linux conference in spring | \ '95, Berlin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;