Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "I've finally learned what `upward \ | compatible' means. It means we | | | | get to keep all our old mistakes." | | | \ -- Dennie van Tassel / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;