Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \ | yourself unsure as to what to say in | | those awkward situations? Worry no | | more... | | | | You wouldn't understand. | | | | You ask too many questions. | | | | In order to be a man, you have to learn | | to follow orders. | | | | That's for me to know and you to find | | out. | | | | Don't let those bullies push you | | around. Go in there and stick | | | | up for yourself. | | | | You're acting too big for your | | britches. | | | | Well, you broke it. Now are you | | satisfied? | | | | Wait till your father gets home. | | | | Bored? If you're bored, I've got some | | chores for you. | | | \ Shape up or ship out. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;