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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \
| yourself unsure as to what to say in    |
| those awkward situations? Worry no      |
| more...                                 |
|                                         |
| You wouldn't understand.                |
|                                         |
| You ask too many questions.             |
|                                         |
| In order to be a man, you have to learn |
| to follow orders.                       |
|                                         |
| That's for me to know and you to find   |
| out.                                    |
|                                         |
| Don't let those bullies push you        |
| around. Go in there and stick           |
|                                         |
| up for yourself.                        |
|                                         |
| You're acting too big for your          |
| britches.                               |
|                                         |
| Well, you broke it. Now are you         |
| satisfied?                              |
|                                         |
| Wait till your father gets home.        |
|                                         |
| Bored? If you're bored, I've got some   |
| chores for you.                         |
|                                         |
\ Shape up or ship out.                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;