Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Not me, guy. I read the Bash man page \ | each day like a Jehovah's Witness reads | | the Bible. No wait, the Bash man page | | IS the bible. Excuse me... (More on | | confusing aliases, taken from | \ comp.os.linux.misc) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;