Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The trouble with eating Italian food is \ | that five or six days later you're | | hungry again. | | | \ -- George Miller / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;