Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, \ | Stupid is a way of Life. | | | \ -- Dave Butler / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;