Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A bachelor never quite gets over the \ | idea that he is a thing of beauty and a | | boy for ever. | | | \ -- Helen Rowland / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;