Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He who knows nothing, knows nothing. \ | But he who knows he knows nothing knows | | something. And he who knows someone | | whose friend's wife's brother knows | | nothing, | | | | he knows something. Or something like | \ that. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;