Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A novice was trying to fix a broken \ | lisp machine by turning the power off | | and on. Knight, seeing what the student | | was doing spoke sternly, "You cannot | | fix a machine by just power-cycling it | | with no understanding of what is going | | wrong." Knight turned the machine off | \ and on. The machine worked. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;