Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The History of every major Galactic \ | Civilization tends to pass through | | three distinct and recognizable phases, | | those of Survival, Inquiry and | | Sophistication, otherwise known as the | | How, Why and Where phases. "For | | instance, the first phase is | | characterized by the question 'How can | | we eat?' the second by the question | | 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the | | question 'Where shall we have lunch?'" | | | \ -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;