Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I was appalled by this story of the \ | destruction of a member of a valued | | endangered species. It's all very well | | to celebrate the practicality of pigs | | by ennobling the porcine sibling who | | constructed his home out of bricks and | | mortar. But to wantonly destroy a wolf, | | even one with an excessive taste for | | porkers, is unconscionable in these | | ecologically critical times when both | | man and his domestic beasts continue to | | maraud the earth. | | | \ Sylvia Kamerman, "Book Reviewing" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;