Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Certainly there are things in life that \ | money can't buy, But it's very funny -- | | did you ever try buying them without | | money? | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;