Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The difference between dogs and cats is \ | that dogs come when they're called. | | Cats take a message and get back to | \ you. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;