Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You can't cheat an honest man. Never \ | give a sucker an even break or smarten | | up a chump. | | | \ -- W. C. Fields / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;