Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I cannot believe that God plays dice \ | with the cosmos. | | | | -- Albert Einstein, on the randomness | \ of quantum mechanics / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;