Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I love you more than anything in this \ | world. I don't expect that will last. | | | \ -- Elvis Costello / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;