Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Soft Bones \ | | | Who is filled with harmony is like a | | newborn. Wasps and snakes will not bite | | him; Hawks and tigers will not claw | | him. His bones are soft yet his grasp | | is sure, For his flesh is supple; His | | mind is innocent yet his body is | | virile, For his vigour is plentiful; | | His song is long-lasting yet his voice | | is sweet, For his grace is perfect. But | | knowing harmony creates abstraction, | | And following abstraction creates | | ritual. Exceeding nature creates | | calamity, And controlling nature | | creates violence. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;