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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Soft Bones                              \
|                                         |
| Who is filled with harmony is like a    |
| newborn. Wasps and snakes will not bite |
| him; Hawks and tigers will not claw     |
| him. His bones are soft yet his grasp   |
| is sure, For his flesh is supple; His   |
| mind is innocent yet his body is        |
| virile, For his vigour is plentiful;    |
| His song is long-lasting yet his voice  |
| is sweet, For his grace is perfect. But |
| knowing harmony creates abstraction,    |
| And following abstraction creates       |
| ritual. Exceeding nature creates        |
| calamity, And controlling nature        |
| creates violence.                       |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;