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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Harold had never wanted a woman so much \
| in his life, upon overhearing the       |
| 22-year-old beauty remark that he was   |
| too old and out of shape for her. The   |
| determined septuagenarian immediately   |
| embarked upon a rigorous                |
| self-improvement program. He had his    |
| face lifted, bought a toupee, ran five  |
| miles every day, lifted weights and     |
| adopted a strict vegetarian diet.       |
| Within months, the rejuvenated man won  |
| the young woman's heart, and she agreed |
| to marry him.                           |
|                                         |
| On the way out of the chapel, however,  |
| Harold was fatally struck by lightning. |
| Furious, he confronted Saint Peter at   |
| the pearly gates. "How could you do     |
| this to me after all the pain I went    |
| through?"                               |
|                                         |
| "To be honest, Harold," Saint Peter     |
| sheepishly replied, "I didn't recognize |
\ you."                                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;