Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun \ | in the room, be sure that you're the | | one holding it" | | | \ -- Captain Combat / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;