Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Women in love consist of a little \ | sighing, a little crying, a little | | dying -- and a good deal of lying. | | | \ -- Ansey / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;