Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I changed my headlights the other day. \ | I put in strobe lights instead! Now | | when I drive at night, it looks like | | everyone else is standing still ..." | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;