Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I do not believe that this generation \ | of Americans is willing to resign | | itself to going to bed each night by | | the light of a Communist moon... | | | \ -- Lyndon B. Johnson / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;