Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We're Knights of the Round Table We \ | dance whene'er we're able We do | | routines and chorus scenes We're | | knights of the Round Table With | | footwork impeccable Our shows are | | formidable We dine well here in Camelot | | But many times We eat ham and jam and | | Spam a lot. We're given rhymes | | | | That are quite unsingable In war we're | | tough and able, We're opera mad in | | Camelot Quite indefatigable We sing | | from the diaphragm a lot. Between our | | quests We sequin vests And impersonate | | Clark Gable It's a busy life in | | Camelot. I have to push the pram a lot. | | | \ -- Monty Python / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;