Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / 186,282 miles per second: \ | | | It isn't just a good idea, it's the | \ law! / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;