Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / U.S. of A.: \ | | | "Don't speak to the bus driver." | | Germany: | | | | "It is strictly forbidden for | | passengers to speak to the driver." | | England: | | | | "You are requested to refrain from | | speaking to the driver." Scotland: | | | | "What have you got to gain by speaking | | to the driver?" Italy: | | | \ "Don't answer the driver." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;