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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Two men came before Nasrudin when he    \
| was magistrate. The first man said,     |
| "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand |
| compensation." The second man said, "He |
| bit it himself." Nasrudin withdrew to   |
| his chambers, and spent an hour trying  |
| to bite his own ear. He succeeded only  |
| in falling over and bruising his        |
| forehead. Returning to the courtroom,   |
| Nasrudin pronounced, "Examine the man   |
| whose ear was bitten. If his forehead   |
| is bruised, he did it himself and the   |
| case is dismissed. If his forehead is   |
| not bruised, the other man did it and   |
\ must pay three silver pieces."          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;