Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / #if _FP_W_TYPE_SIZE < 32 #error "Here's \ | a nickel kid. Go buy yourself a real | | computer." #endif | | | \ -- linux/arch/sparc64/double.h / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;