Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "How do you know she is a unicorn?" \ | Molly demanded. "And why were you | | afraid to let her touch you? I saw you. | | You were afraid of her." | | | | "I doubt that I will feel like talking | | for very long," the cat replied without | | rancor. "I would not waste time in | | foolishness if I were you. As to your | | first question, no cat out of its first | | fur can ever be deceived by | | appearances. Unlike human beings, who | | enjoy them. As for your second question | | --" Here he faltered, and suddenly | | became very interested in washing; nor | | would he speak until he had licked | | himself fluffy and then licked himself | | smooth again. Even then he would not | | look at Molly, but examined his claws. | | | | "If she had touched me," he said very | | softly, "I would have been hers and not | | my own, not ever again." | | | \ -- Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unicorn" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;