Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Control \ | | | The Way flows and ebbs, creating and | | destroying, Implementing all the world, | | attending to the tiniest details, | | Claiming nothing in return. It nurtures | | all things, Though it does not control | | them; It has no intention, So it seems | | inconsequential. It is the substance of | | all things; Though it does not control | | them; It has no exception, So it seems | | all-important. The sage would not | | control the world; He is in harmony | | with the world. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;