Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just to expand on what Ross said, it is \ | undoubtedly too much to expect of any | | distribution that it automatically | | detect whether or not the person | | installing it can read simple English | | directions, and if he can't, proceed | | without his input. That way lies | | madness. | | | | -- Shawn McMahon on | \ debian-curiosa@l.d.o / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;