Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Nothing is faster than the speed of \ | light ... | | | | To prove this to yourself, try opening | | the refrigerator door before the light | \ comes on. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;