Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / incentive program, n.: \ | | | The system of long and short-term | | rewards that a corporation uses | | | | to motivate its people. Still, despite | | all the experimentation with | | | | profit sharing, stock options, and the | | like, the most effective | | | | incentive program to date seems to be | | "Do a good job and you get to | | | \ keep it." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;