Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "For the love of phlegm...a stupid wall \ | of death rays. How tacky can ya get?" | | | \ -- Post Brothers comics / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;