Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: Would you like to see the WINE list? \ | A: What's on it, anything expensive? Q: | | No, just Solitaire and MineSweeper for | | now, but the WINE is free. | | | | -- Kevin M. Bealer, about the WINdows | \ Emulator / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;