Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In a forest a fox bumps into a little \ | rabbit, and says, "Hi, Junior, what are | | you up to?" | | | | "I'm writing a dissertation on how | | rabbits eat foxes," said the rabbit. | | | | "Come now, friend rabbit, you know | | that's impossible! No one will publish | | such rubbish!" | | | | "Well, follow me and I'll show you." | | | | They both go into the rabbit's dwelling | | and after a while the rabbit emerges | | with a satisfied expression on his | | face. Comes along a wolf. "Hello, | | little buddy, what are we doing these | | days?" | | | | "I'm writing the 2'nd chapter of my | | thesis, on how rabbits devour wolves." | | | | "Are you crazy? Where's your academic | | honesty?" | | | | "Come with me and I'll show you." | | | | As before, the rabbit comes out with a | | satisfied look on his face and a | | diploma in his paw. Finally, the camera | | pans into the rabbit's cave and, as | | everybody should have guessed by now, | | we see a mean-looking, huge lion, | | sitting, picking his teeth and | | belching, next to some furry, bloody | | remnants of the wolf and the fox. | | | | The moral: It's not the contents of | | your thesis that are important -- it's | \ your PhD advisor that really counts. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;