Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "In order to make an apple pie from \ | scratch, you must first create the | | universe." | | | \ -- Carl Sagan, Cosmos / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;