Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / XXXI: \ | | | The optimum committee has no members. | | XXXII: | | | | Hiring consultants to conduct studies | | can be an excellent means of | | | | turning problems into gold -- your | | problems into their gold. XXXIII: | | | | Fools rush in where incumbents fear to | | tread. XXXIV: | | | | The process of competitively selecting | | contractors to perform work | | | | is based on a system of rewards and | | penalties, all distributed | | | | randomly. XXXV: | | | | The weaker the data available upon | | which to base one's conclusion, | | | | the greater the precision which should | | be quoted in order to give | | | | the data authenticity. | | | \ -- Norman Augustine / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;