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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ XXXI:                                  \
|                                        |
| The optimum committee has no members.  |
| XXXII:                                 |
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| Hiring consultants to conduct studies  |
| can be an excellent means of           |
|                                        |
| turning problems into gold -- your     |
| problems into their gold. XXXIII:      |
|                                        |
| Fools rush in where incumbents fear to |
| tread. XXXIV:                          |
|                                        |
| The process of competitively selecting |
| contractors to perform work            |
|                                        |
| is based on a system of rewards and    |
| penalties, all distributed             |
|                                        |
| randomly. XXXV:                        |
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| The weaker the data available upon     |
| which to base one's conclusion,        |
|                                        |
| the greater the precision which should |
| be quoted in order to give             |
|                                        |
| the data authenticity.                 |
|                                        |
\ -- Norman Augustine                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;