Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As I was walking down the street one \ | dark and dreary day, I came upon a | | billboard and much to my dismay, The | | words were torn and tattered, From the | | storm the night before, The wind and | | rain had done its work and this is how | | it goes, | | | | Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew | | Wrigleys Spearmint beer, Ken-L-Ration | | dog food makes your complexion clear, | | Simonize your baby in a Hershey candy | | bar, And Texaco's a beauty cream that's | | used by every star. | | | | Take your next vacation in a brand new | | Frigedaire, Learn to play the piano in | | your winter underwear, Doctors say that | | babies should smoke until they're | | three, And people over sixty-five | \ should bathe in Lipton tea. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;