Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am a friend of the working man, and I \ | would rather be his friend than be one. | | | \ -- Clarence Darrow / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;