Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The difference between America and \ | England is that the English think 100 | | miles is a long distance and the | | Americans think 100 years is a long | \ time. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;