Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Indulgence \ | | | Straighten yourself and you will not | | stand steady; Display yourself and you | | will not be clearly seen; Justify | | yourself and you will not be respected; | | Promote yourself and you will not be | | believed; Pride yourself and you will | | not endure. These behaviours are | | wasteful, indulgent, And so they | | attract disfavour; Harmony avoids them. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;