Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Stanford women are responsible for the \ | success of many Stanford men: they give | | them "just one more reason" to stay in | \ and study every night. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;