Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Welcome to UNIX! Enjoy your session! \ | Have a great time! Note the use of | | exclamation points! They are a very | | effective method for demonstrating | | excitement, and can also spice up an | | otherwise plain-looking sentence! | | However, there are drawbacks! Too much | | unnecessary exclaiming can lead to a | | reduction in the effect that an | | exclamation point has on the reader! | | For example, the sentence | | | | Jane went to the store to buy bread | | | | should only be ended with an | | exclamation point if there is something | | sensational about her going to the | | store, for example, if Jane is a cocker | | spaniel or if Jane is on a diet that | | doesn't allow bread or if Jane doesn't | | exist for some reason! See how easy it | | is?! Proper control of exclamation | | points can add new meaning to your | | life! Call now to receive my free | | pamphlet, "The Wonder and Mystery of | | the Exclamation Point!"! Enclose | | fifteen(!) dollars for postage and | | handling! Operators are standing by! | | (Which is pretty amazing, because | \ they're all cocker spaniels!) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;