Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Those parts of the system that you can \ | hit with a hammer (not advised) are | | called hardware; those program | | instructions that you can only curse at | | are called software. | | | | -- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze | | Genes: Technological | | | \ Literacy for the 1990's. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;