Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Make it idiot-proof, and someone will \ | breed a better idiot. | | | \ -- Oliver Elphick / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;