Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The three laws of thermodynamics: \ | | | (1) You can't get anything without | | working for it. | | | | (2) The most you can accomplish by | | working is to break even. | | | | (3) You can only break even at absolute | \ zero. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;