Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Someone did a study of the three \ | most-often-heard phrases in New York | | City. One is "Hey, taxi." Two is, "What | | train do I take to get to | | Bloomingdale's?" And three is, "Don't | | worry. It's just a flesh wound." | | | \ -- David Letterman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;