Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What good is an obscenity trial except \ | to popularize literature? | | | | -- Nero Wolfe, "The League of | \ Frightened Men" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;