Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Some men are so macho they'll get you \ | pregnant just to kill a rabbit. | | | \ -- Maureen Murphy / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;