Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Worthless. \ | | | -- Sir George Bidell Airy, KCB, MA, | | LLD, DCL, FRS, FRAS | | | | (Astronomer Royal of Great Britain), | | estimating for the | | | | Chancellor of the Exchequer the | | potential value of the | | | | "analytical engine" invented by Charles | | Babbage, September | | | \ 15, 1842. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;